I love to cook and am a Giada de Laurenitis in the kitchen . I am absolutely non artistic, and I can't ski, but I'd be open to a lesson or two. I'm single, with an alcoholic beagle. I "support the Second Amendment, adore the desert, and consider myself a keen observer of the human condition." Lunch meat makes me wheeze uncontrollably and break into hives the size of Ping-Pong balls. The cats I cohabit with know I live only to serve them.